$400,000 per year lifeguards in LA

A life guard watches for trouble at the lake.

But a big fool risks his life and only is paid $134,000


Nick Macko is a brave idiot. He is a lifeguard in L.A. who foolishly rescued someone drowning in a sea cave, at night, and he only makes $134,000, according to Nicole Charky at patch.com.

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What an idiot. 

Some of his colleagues, other L.A. lifeguards, make almost $400,000 per year, using 2019 figures, the latest that are available, says Adam Andrzejewski in a recent Forbes article.

Yes, you heard right.  It turns out that some of those beach brawnies are paid as much as $400,000. 

Just sit on the beach looking at the prettiest girls in the world they get paid almost $400,000.

(Almost all the lifeguards are women, by the way.)


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Nick Mako “showed no hesitation when he helped pull a swimmer to safety despite Rising surf, sharp rocks and incoming tide.”

Fool. He should have held out for another two hundred grand.

Why risk your life and earn the medal of valor for a lousy $134,000. Not even worth getting out of bed in the morning.

All told, this Forbes article says that Los Angeles has a ton of people earning more than $100,000 and with these lifeguards, there are about a thousand of them and they are earning $100,000 a year or more.

None of this would happen in a free market. But we have the fox in charge of the hen house. In this case the fox are the terrible labor unions who run the gubmints of “progressive” states such as California, Illinois, and New York.

You know, the ones with the highest tax rates and the ones who are broke.

The hens are going to get themselves paid as much as they can and nobody’s going to be able to do anything about it.

I remember when Obama got into office. The areas around Washington DC started booming and they never stopped. 

Legions of gubmint bozos were earning $100,000 or $200,000 a year, and more and more — they are still skyrocketing their earnings as they drink off the public tit.

With Demented Joe, the gravy train is going even faster. Soon maybe we’ll see lifeguards pushing a million a year. I can’t wait!

Until we do something to bust these horrific unions and fire all the clowns in charge, we are all headed down the path of the worst Banana Republics.

Heck they should pay me and I would probably do it for $50,000 a year. As long as I get to sit at the beach all day. Call me the Beach Bombshell,

With love, 


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